I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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