Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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