my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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