Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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