Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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