She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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