Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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