last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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