the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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