Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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