How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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