I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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