There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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