At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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