I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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