I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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