So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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