Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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