Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
