her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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