So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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