when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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