Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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