Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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