Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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