Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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