How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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