i don't like sucking hair
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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