there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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