Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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