dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
This toilet bowl is my home.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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