Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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