Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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