The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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