Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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