I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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