Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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