How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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