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If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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