Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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