I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
