$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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