YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Do vagina's smell?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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