And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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