Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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