She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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