Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
In America we eat man semen.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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