ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He better not be in your backpack
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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