remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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