Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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