We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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