even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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