just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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