lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I have aggressive nipples.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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