I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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