just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
40s are totally the cure
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm too high and old for this...
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