I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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